etiquette
The sole purpose of this page is to ensure the time we share is enjoyed to the fullest, by mitigating any potential issues before they can become problems.
I want to provide my clients with clear and concise information concerning the types of behaviour of which I disapprove. I feel the more informed two people are on one another's likes and dislikes, the more likely the experience they share will be one upon which both parties will be able to reflect and smile.
Delivering genuine, caring, understanding and friendly service with a gentle, personal touch is what I do my best to deliver every session, with every client. However, you may have a few behaviours that while you see as being fine, I could find irritating, offensive or otherwise problematic. This could negatively effect the quality of your session, or cause me to see you as someone with whom I would not desire a repeat engagement. Likewise, you may see something here which offends you. If so, please feel free to let me know! Criticism is always welcomed, as long as it's constructive in nature. I would rather know of any issues beforehand, than for you not completely enjoy our time together.
I will always try my best to work through any such issues, prior to agreeing to meet a client. However, in the rare case a client and myself are unable to resolve the issue in question, I will be more than happy to recommend another provider, who would possibly be a better fit. I would much rather lose out on a couple hundred dollars, than put a client in a position where they could potentially feel they received less than they expected.
Knowledge is power. The main purpose of this page is to inform my clients of some common pitfalls which have caused issues with past clients/potential clients. I don't want anything to have a negative effect on the time we share.
I guarantee to make every possible effort to ensure our special time is everything you've envisioned... and hopefully more.
A little respect.
The minimum expectation I have of all my clients is that they treat me with respect. Most clients with whom I have interacted, have been great guys, who treated me in a respectful manner. However, even great guys are sometimes unaware of the subtle difference between communicating with a sex worker and a regular girl. Therefore, much of the time they probably don't even realize they're being disrespectful. Here's some examples of common client behaviour which most sex workers find to be most undesirable...
It is my sincere hope that these next few paragraphs offer a measure of insight into the complex relationship between escort and client, and will help ensure you and I share the best experience possible.
Please don't take advantage of my good natured disposition
I am not a clockwatcher. Alot of my sessions go over by ten or twenty minutes... Sometimes even more. I don't mind this, as I was probably enjoying myself and would never want anyone to think they were rushed or feel unwanted, because nothing could be further from the truth.
As I do not watch the clock, I expect you to be aware of the approximate time. If you see we're getting around the thirty minute mark of overtime, I would be delighted, if you mentioned that. If you just figure you'll be better off "just letting it ride", and squeeze out as much time as possible, you may find I'm not as responsive the next time you contact me.
Please remember...
I never watch the clock.
Being conscientious and respectful of my time is all I'll ever ask in return.
Cancellation policy
If you must cancel an appointment...
Please do it as far ahead as possible. Any heads-up is better than a stand-up! I, like all escorts, do this to survive. This is how we make our money to pay our mortgage, or rent, buy our food, and live our lives. No-shows and last second cancellations are responsible for large losses every month... please help us cut down on this by simply letting us know ahead of time if something has come up.
A lot of girls have a 24-hour policy, which means, if you fail to notify them less than 24 hours in advance, you're on the hook for the cost of that appointment... 100% of the cost. But, being the caring, understanding person I tend to be, as long as you cancel your appointment before you're supposed to be here, we should be cool. BUT, if you do not cancel until after your appointment was to have begun, or you're a 'true gentleman', and just didn't feel it necessary to call at all... you unfortunately fall under my stand-up policy.
My stand-up policy is... If you don't show up for an appointment without any cancellation notice, or cancel after the time your appointment was to have begun, I will not see you unless you are willing to reimburse me for the first appointment for which you did not show, on top of the rate for that appointment.
No exceptions.
No excuses. :)
Texting etiquette - keeping up with your action.
I feel like this is one of the worst offences committed by clients... and it happens nearly every day. While I totally get the fact you have no reason to go out of your way for me, I am a person and therefore deserve to be treated with respect. I 'm nice enough to reply to your text at 3am and invest my time into texting with you. The least you could do in return is pay enough attention to what you're doing, that you don't lose track of who I am. I'm not sure how many girls you guys are texting at once, but if you can 't remember who is who, I'd have to venture a guess that it may be too many.
But that's not even the worst part...
These"gentlemen" get tripped up with their one-handed typing hire-wire act, ultimately becoming so confused they lose a grip on who is who. (bet they don't lose grip on something else though) Instead of stepping back regrouping for a second and finding the phone numbers in our ads, they ask, "who are you again?" or "send me the link to your ad baby".
Let me close this topic with a tip... Start the conversation off with a salutation which includes the name of the girl with whom you are texting. Not only is it the proper thing to do, it comes in mighty handy should you become confused later on in your conversation.
I hope I'm not sounding like too much of a bitch here...because trust me, I am so far from that mentality. I'm very sweet, and this is why I hate having have this page on my site. :(
Oh...one last thing. I really hate to be such a bitch on this page, because I really do love & appreciate all of you, but maybe you guys were never taught these life lessons....
Serial no-show clients
If you've read the title and asked yourself, 'who would do that?', then you can skip this one. But if you choose to read on, please don't take offence, (unless you're one of the morons who does this) as this segment is directed exclusively at those who are guilty of the before mentioned foolishness.
To all who partake in this phenomenally productive pastime, please grow up. Is it only booking appointments with escorts that gets you hot? Or can you get off to booking your chiropractor, barber, and psychiatrist (you know you see one) as well?
I don't really know what you seem to think you're proving by doing this? In reality however, you're not only wasting my time, but your own as well.
You're pathetic and really need to get a hobby or better yet, a life. Just because your time is worthless, doesn't mean everyone's is.
And never forget... Karma is a bitch, and she may be lining you up in her sights right now.
Put the phone down... No, put it down. I know it gives you a chubby, but just put it down.
Off-the-clock, friendships & hang-time
Asking any sex worker for free time, asking if they'd be interested in exploring a friendship, or asking if you can come over and hang, simply because I have no active clients at that time, only makes things extremely awkward, and could very well lead to future refusal of services.
Please remember...
Yes, these instructions apply to you. They apply to everyone who reads them.
Period.
My professional and personal lives are completely separate, and never should they intersect... absolutely never.
Please don't ask if I am single, because it is both creepy and none of your business.
At that precise moment, I know your intentions are more personal than professional or, that you are having doubts about your safety during the time you will be in my company. If so, you've likely just forced me into the awkward position where I must refuse you my services.
Please try and see it from my point of view... The best case scenario here, is that you have concern that I have a jealous boyfriend who is going to jump out of the closet, and attack you, while you’re in the rather compromised position of being naked, or some other such unfortunate situation..
Or, a client could very well be looking into my personal situation, because they have far more sinister intentions in mind. Either way, I will most likely refuse you my services, and that really does nothing for either of us, so just please don't do it!
Which leads me into my next subject...
Never ask me out on a date off the clock. The answer will never be yes. Never.
I can't really think of anything more awkward, unacceptable, or selfish that a client could possibly ever do.
I love and appreciate you guys. So when you basically force me to crush your feelings, it kills me,. It is extremely unfair. Please, just don't ever make me do it. However, don't foolishly think I won't be up front with you, just because I hate saying no. I will say no every single time.
Client/provider relationships have led to some of the most spectacular crime scenes ever. No thanks. I have witnessed a few relations of the client-turned-boyfriend kind first hand... Sureeeeeee you're okay with what I do... fast-forward six weeks to the unfortunate train-wreck. No thanks... I'm good. I'm very happy with my life. I 'm not interested in having it turned upside-down.
While there admittedly have been success stories,. I guarantee that I will never be one!
Men and women working in the sex trade must have rules for themselves to follow in order to keep the lines of their personal/working lives from becoming blurred. I believe this is true for anyone who wishes to keep their sanity, and/or hopes to achieve longevity in sex work.
Don't get me wrong. I would love to go on a date with you anytime... however, it must be on the clock.
I love going out to dinner, to the movies, or whatever.
Just please remember, my full hourly rate always applies.
Yes, even if you consider yourself very attractive, and have offered to pay for my drinks.
Texting Etiquette 2.0 - familiarity texting morphs into free sex chat.
If you text me for a purpose other than;
-booking an appointment,
-requesting a change in your appointment time/cancellations,
-or because you have a particular question|request directly related to my services or this website,
I respectfully request that you refrain from texts of an overtly sexual nature, and you try to keep the length of our conversation under 30 minutes. I don't watch the clock during my sessions, so it's my policy to not watch it while engaged in 'familiarity chats' with prospective clients. I will give one friendly reminder of this policy. clients who choose to continue to ignore these two simple requests, may unfortunately have any upcoming booked appointments cancelled.
While this may seem a little extreme, did you know there are girls who have a "five text policy"? Believe it or not, some girls even include texts received for the purpose of booking a session under this insane policy. If you're five texts are used up and you've booked, but have not yet been given an address... Too bad. The worst part is... I'm not joking. There are some girls who actually harbour that level of disdain for their job and their clients... So don't you dare complain about my thirty minute policy, mister! I am really only asking you to look at things from my point of view... If you won't listen, and respect my wishes when we're just texting, how am I able to trust things will be any different in person?
...and thats an added risk in which I am simply not interested.
"I don't think I'd pay that for that"
Believe it or not, there have been potential clients who've actually texted that after being given my rates. In a couple of those cases I'd even taken taken a few hours out of my busy schedule to text with them, because they were 'nervous about it'.
I care an immense amount about each and every one of my clients. All I ask in return is respect both for myself and for the few simple requests I make.
One of my most important requests is please don't try to dicker over my rates. It is very insulting to me and all sex workers, to have the price we ask in return for our time, challenged. Remember guys, this is not a car you're renting. Every sex worker is a human being first. Just like you, we have hopes, dreams and ambitions. Please remember, there are plenty other things we could be doing, and other people we could be doing them with.
The rate I have chosen is what I believe that my time is worth. And really, who but myself could ever put a proper value on such a commodity?
So please, if you are unable, or simply don't want to pay my rate, don't try and bargain with me. Save us both the disappointment and frustration. I'm always easily contacted, and would love to chat with you anytime and possibly set up a shorter appointment which would better suit you financially, or book an appointment for you anytime in the future. That way, you have the time to save the money, and something to look forward to at the same time!
In closing...
Thanks so much for taking the time to read my etiquette page! I tried to write out the lessons here through the eyes of the average sex worker. I know many girls in the sex work community, both in person locally, along with many amazing girls with whom I've been able to share stories and experiences via online forums. In the end, we all need to remember the importance of the way we treat others. Basically everything in life comes down to our attitude and the level of respect we afford others. People appreciate respectful treatment and it will usually earn you the same in return!
If you follow the gentle direction these few paragraphs have hopefully provided, you and I will share an experience which we both are sure to remember for a long time... For all the right reasons.
I truly hope I haven't offended anyone and that my loyal clients (and those whose business I've yet to earn) understand why this page, and these recommendations are so necessary. A concise outline of one's expectations is the best way to avoid future problems... and that goes for clients, every bit as much as providers.
Love you all!
Now, be nice! ...I'm serious